Oh no, what a pain! Mrs. McCafferty's nonpolar molecules have scattered through the hallways of STEM. A scavenger hunt is initiated.

Owen Brade asks his gentleman lover to apply paint to his untrimmed chest hairs.

Eve, after eating the bewitched fruit, transforms into a black man and goes into the Tree of Wisdom to find the red serpent that waits there

Carin the Dog, after excessive lip and breast plastic surgery, celebrates her 50th birthday alone with her deteriorating mental state.

Haley Beckman begs Carin the Dog for love. The silent, yellow goddess says nothing; instead, she expresses her rejection through her tears.

Constance Jubilee, the merry coconut, spends the rest of her days trapped on a desert island. She makes the most of this predicament.

Tomato Terry places a wide comb in her hair. This is an example of Proper Accessorizing. Good work, Terry.

The words, "What the fuck" smeared upon a whiteboard with a brownie.

The king of marshmallows fucked with the wrong farmer and now old macdonald is about to chop his henchman's ass up to fine carrot bits

An overexcited bear simultaneously daydreams of The Tree of Life from The Lion King and playing Bear Bingo with his friends.

Something that simply cannot be ignored

A raw, uncut pineapple attempting to swallow an orange banana is greeted by its fairy-friend who has returned from a bank robbery with $5mil