Marvel debuts the newest member of the Spiderverse: Spider-Shaggy

A balding woman in a pink chiffon robe advertises that "gay is okay! *in moderation" amid a rainbow backdrop

Introducing the Tempered Steel Defense-i-Dress. Do not wear in direct sunlight; risk of overheating.

The first dog in space isn't strong enough to bury his rawhide bone beneath the moon's hard surface rocks.

The Bachelor: Antarctica Edition

Hyrule's Link has conquered an orange dachshund with brown butterfly wings for ears.

Powder blue penguin is revealed to be Lucifer through the revealing, cleansing light of a pinwheel star.

Focused meditation in the flames of Hades

Charlie Brown, in his bedsheet ghost costume, attacks internet-users through his ability to travel beyond a computer screen -- YOU'RE NEXT

A lazy fisherman naps while drifting further out to sea in his tiny sailboat, fishing line dangling baitless in the water -- a shark scoffs

Aang, wearing a top hat, is berated by a surly stormcloud (hurling lightning and rain!) and a suave sun.

A naked mole rat has a realization while eating a rib of celery (yes, the nomenclature is "rib." a "stalk" of celery is a bundle of "ribs.")