A man engages in an economical way of keeping his fish hydrated. The sun looks on in horror.

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A green snake, which is notably not a cobra, recoils in fear from a picture of Cobra Commander.

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Two ghosts, zooming through space as they race towards Heaven. At the rate they're moving, they will reach it in approximately 2.7 decades.

A man with no nose, no ears, and exactly 14 hairs on his face stares at you.

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It's Jeff, your gorilla friend, dressed as a hydrangea bush. You are giving him a confused look as he explains that he's just in disguise.

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A polaroid photo, depicting Swiper and Oscar the Grouch together in tuxedos. Written below in pen is "Prom 1976". It's torn slightly.

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An extreme closeup of the old woman who lives in your attic. Her eyes are all white, and the skin around them is black and purple.

A pagan ritual which requires a surprising number of carrots.

A formally dressed man stares intently at the viewer, eyes wide and mouth agape slightly in a wide smile. He seems to be expecting something

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An alien advertisement for some sort of food that looks like a cross between a steak, a leather shoe, and a lava lamp.

A man with no head, four nippleless breasts in the center of his chest, two nipples flanking his four breasts, and a fashionable blue scarf.

A man dressed solely in a black speedo yelling angrily at the viewer.

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