A severely burnt E.T.

A man with no nose, no ears, and exactly 14 hairs on his face stares at you.

Wait a minute, this isn't right... Oh my God, J.C., a bomb!

Hundreds of years in the future, humanity taps into the Earth's final reservoir of oil, only to unearth the ancient creature resting within.

An obese, naked, vaguely Spanish looking man sits cross-legged, lost in thought. Also, his crotch is on fire.

A demon with an angry and mildly shocked expression, kind of like what someone who's just had shit thrown in their face would look like.

A glottal stop (ʔ) tries very hard to convince you he is a question mark by plastering them all over his body.

A UFO crashes to Earth, but much to everyone's dismay, it's empty except for a pair of fake alien antennae.

Violet discovers that orange, yellow, green, and blue have decided to evict him and red from the rainbow.

A disgruntled man running away from a hot dog.

Two ghosts, zooming through space as they race towards Heaven. At the rate they're moving, they will reach it in approximately 2.7 decades.

It's Jeff, your gorilla friend, dressed as a hydrangea bush. You are giving him a confused look as he explains that he's just in disguise.