A butcher in a skirt, with a giant, triangular poop on his head.

The pink octopus contemplates suicide, but decides to hold on one more day.

A man is so disgusted by his computer, that his neck defies physics to get away from the image.

The TARDIS lands on Endor, crushing an Ewok.

Grey father attempts to bring humor and love to the life of his autistic son. He's beyond help, and drops a globe containing St. Eslewhere.

Grandma has murdered John! And now she is trying to blame the waiter! Also, how many iterations will it take for this chain to become dicks?

A grey man realizes that the alphabet poster on his wall has no "U" in it, and is shaken and upset.

A smug spider uses a hula hoop, much to the amazement of his mother. Sadly, she does not see the foot that is about to crush her son.

A Zork aficionado is suicidal when he learns that the game does not contain a sexual component.

A man, tired of living in a world of lemon juices, laments his fate, but says that he is okay.

Sir Rev. Dr. Stephen T. Mos Def Colbert, D.F.A.

A plank of wood suffers from a horrible disease, causing it to sprout splotches all the colors of the rainbow. A joint burns next to it.