Not now, son...I'm making TOAST!
this turd is grey
Ew... Burnt food.
Left the stove on.
The fucking oven is on. Deal with it
You are standing in an open field west of a house, with a boarded front door. There is a dick in an oven here. >_
A Zork aficionado is suicidal when he learns that the game does not contain a sexual component.
A man looks into a mirror for the first time, only now realizing that he is truly hideous
retarded mullet man questions self worth in mirror. pondering suicide?
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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