Whale puns
Shrek in a pink dress
Man goes to Walmart looking for LSD and is surprised they dont carry it
curses
I amputated his ankle because hE WONT MOVE
White Free Candy Van
Delivering a pizza to Karen's grave
An angry grape with wrinkles on his chin. This looks like Thanos but there is no body, only a head. So it must be a grape with a face.
Potato says "top of the mornin to ya'
yellow dinosaur
A boy eats Chipotle. 3 hours later he takes a shit so huge that it launches him into orbit
woman on a duck
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