Big buff cheeto puff.

I.. can't sleep.

Children, gather around for a story.

Ah crap, here we go again.

Shrek is cool, Shrek is dead.

A ghost wants to be friends with Chad, but Chad is too almighty for a simple ghost.

Potato with arms and legs is angry at Spuddy.

A fat man in a dress wants his food so he begs for the stove to cook faster.

Earth has now become a large neko. D i s g u s t i n g.

You were walking in the forest when all of a sudden a wild Attack Helicopter appeared.

It's big Danny time.

What did you do broom!?