Romeo is dying fast! He has a sever case of the ORANGE LIPS!!! Juliet thinks. A frowning eyeless man has no sympathy, off in the distance.

Grandpa concluding his story to Jimmy with "Then I ate his tongue, Jimmy!" Lately his delusions are taking over...

A man looks in the "Words" edition of the dictionary.

A happy man with a massive bow tie is nude. He seems to be suffering from some sort of STD.

A person's tongue is being bitten by their left arm, which is a snake.

A boy walks away from an oven engulfed in flames. His hands hold blue eggs. His eyes have a wild look, like his future is suddenly brighter.

Earth spontaneously combusts. God didn't see it coming, and the moon mourns.

The bunny from Donnie Darko stands near a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

Retarded people trying to dance the "YMCA".

A person with high eyebrows accuses us, the viewer, of killing their partner. He's holding a donut and a dilly bar, but not by the stick.

An albino fish is severely malnourished, and, judging by his pupils, on psychedelics as well.

An asian sun, unimpressed by a cactus. Also, what seems to be a winged dead yellow cow. I don't expect you to accurately depict such chaos.

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