A person with two very long eyelashes on each eyelid says "No!" And no, as we all know, means no.

Grandpa concluding his story to Jimmy with "Then I ate his tongue, Jimmy!" Lately his delusions are taking over...

A person throws up their arms in amused unknowing of what is going on. They say "Dunno lol"

The national flag of Mazeria.

Q bert, I think.

A man looks in the "Words" edition of the dictionary.

At two o'clock, a man is cut in half.

That episode of Spongebob when he's supposed to write that essay, and he falls asleep and that little fire guy burns his paper up. It's him.

That episode of Spongebob when he's supposed to write that essay, and he falls asleep and that little fire guy burns his paper up. It's him.

A person indifferently vomiting a rainbow.

Woah! Uhh...The ocean? An abstract-ass, colorless ocean. With a face. An uncertain, nervous face. And a blue squiggle/

A happy man with a massive bow tie is nude. He seems to be suffering from some sort of STD.

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