Doodle or Die

OF COURSE you want to fuck the blue alien girl. Fucking humans...GAWD...

"yes this is dog..."

Consensual sex is good and hilarious.

Professor Layton shanks a boy for being wrong.

Thrillbo Swaggins gets all the hobbitches.

Flowernoblueguy is scissors.

A game controller designed for people with prehensile hats.

Doodle or Die

Two beautiful birds on a telephone wire at dusk. Oh yeah also the world is attached to the wire and about to explode.

Ronald McDonald is surprised and aroused by Hentai. His mouth says "No no," but his eyes say "Yes yes."

Doodle or Die

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HE DID NOT HIT HER, AND YOU ARE TEARING HIM APART LISA!

The grumpy dog arrives at the vet, only to find that it isn't actually the vet but is instead DISNEYLAND!

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