A dude punches himself in the face so his 3 friends will think he's cool.

Happy blond shit

Guy doesn't know about cemeteries.

A puddle of water in human form running towards the door. He is wearing a studded shirt and green pants, tracking tin foil and cinnamon.

Cloud bullying.

Cowboy approaches a bar.

Adam and Eve love a triangle.

A VW Beetle drives around town offering free drinks.

I can't believe Shadow the Hedgehog is fucking dead.

A pencil about to shoot himself in the head.

I can't believe Pikachu is fucking dead.

New Mexico?