A typical target shopper can't find his car in the intergalactic parking lot.

Looks like the ginger's lust for paper finally got the best of him, since now he has to combat the witness's testimonies to the supervisor.

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You see the young smurf's innocence shatter before your eyes as you look into his, and see the reflection of the mushroom cloud behind you.

Apparently the square root of a Finnish flag equals a question mark.

Color-inverted space, with a color-inverted Sun shining on the color-inverted Earth and Moon.

A flower with the smuggest damn face I've ever seen.

Fortunately, the turtle was quick enough to evade the rancid blob of purple mutant jelly's wrath!

Doodle or Die

The swordfish is using his giant pair of scissors to cut the scuba diver's air tank from his helmet!

Doodle or Die

A purple worm with pink polka dots resides in blue space, only accompanied by the five bubbles immediately around him.

CNN reports that Video Game Mogul Gabe Newell was found dead due to a lack of sex. The world still wonders if Half Life 3 will ever be made.

A lighthearted criminal forces a policeman to put his hands up with two eclairs twisted to be shaped like a gun. The policeman is confused.

A happy cloud angel uses his dark blue zappy rod to banish the two stick figures from the darkness and into the light via a blue explosion.

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