A saxophone shoots notes at the Earth

New Chain

I'm floating around in ecstasy, so don't stop me now!

If the porn you provide isn't rule 34, this cop is gonna bust a cap in yo ass!

Fortunately, the turtle was quick enough to evade the rancid blob of purple mutant jelly's wrath!

Doodle or Die

The swordfish is using his giant pair of scissors to cut the scuba diver's air tank from his helmet!

The camel has a jetpack carrying him up and up and up into white space. The camel seems surprised that this is happening to him.

Looks like the ginger's lust for paper finally got the best of him, since now he has to combat the witness's testimonies to the supervisor.

For the princess's insolence in throwing tomatoes at the king, she shall be exiled to the Forsaken Forest!

That fish is way too big for that small of a pond! He's probably having a really hard time breathing!

A typical target shopper can't find his car in the intergalactic parking lot.

A pairing of Lumpy Space Princess and Brad. It's got a heart around it, so you know that it's true love.

Doodle or Die

A purple worm with pink polka dots resides in blue space, only accompanied by the five bubbles immediately around him.

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