A sentient gherkin is concerned about a neon sign strapped to its head. The sign reads "2012".
A car runs over a smallpox victim.
An aggressive, monobrowed Bratwurst wields two spoons in its hands and a knife held between its teeth.
A sun that does not know how to use Google.
A sad sausage is chastised by a heckler during a stand-up comedy performance.
RAINBOW PONY :D
The Nazi badge awarded to those who successfully win the game of being a Jew. The prize: a new oven. Please take a look inside the oven.
ABE LINCOLN WITH A FUCKING POTATO FOR A HAND
A Slinky descends a staircase; whilst a magic wand appears suspended in mid-air, as if it were simply observing this wonder of physics.
A blue stick looks angrily at a red stick who looks back in sheer nonchalance.
An onion takes LSD.
A purple lizard fires a laser beam at a pile of cash.