RAINBOW PONY :D

A sentient gherkin is concerned about a neon sign strapped to its head. The sign reads "2012".

The Nazi badge awarded to those who successfully win the game of being a Jew. The prize: a new oven. Please take a look inside the oven.

ABE LINCOLN WITH A FUCKING POTATO FOR A HAND

A Slinky descends a staircase; whilst a magic wand appears suspended in mid-air, as if it were simply observing this wonder of physics.

A blue stick looks angrily at a red stick who looks back in sheer nonchalance.

An onion takes LSD.

A purple lizard fires a laser beam at a pile of cash.

Homer Simpson skateboarding over a body of water.

An aggressive, monobrowed Bratwurst wields two spoons in its hands and a knife held between its teeth.

A humanoid duck with chewing gum stuck to its forehead.

Three typically deformed Americans suffering from Foetal Alcohol Syndrome.