New Chain

Draw the look on the face of the average doodleordie user when faced with something that would take actual EFFORT to draw.

A boy with autism is trapped foot-deep in a valley of shit and talks to himself in a black emo-goth-style speechbubble.

Doodle or Die

A very well made doodle of a set of poker cards by someone who spends too much time naughtily touching poker cards.

HAL 9000: Dave. Can you hear me, Dave? I have an itch that you need to scratch, Dave. Dave? I love you, Dave.

Drinking nuclear reactor coolant makes your co-workers nervous.

A turtle mutant with winning smile has an opinion about stupid taxes.

A yellow snake hides behind a pile of red socks and stares at you.

New Chain

A beautiful obese dog discovers it's love for soap.

A sad fish or orange tells you about it's face tumors.

A very advanced alien toilet capable of draining you from your sh*t for the rest of your life.

A black lady is getting a good humping by a guy who fell into a pool filled with bright yellow paint.

A piece of modern art, titled "Installation of The Less, interpreted through the color brown".

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