A turtle mutant with winning smile has an opinion about stupid taxes.

A yellow snake hides behind a pile of red socks and stares at you.

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A beautiful obese dog discovers it's love for soap.

A sad fish or orange tells you about it's face tumors.

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Draw the look on the face of the average doodleordie user when faced with something that would take actual EFFORT to draw.

A very advanced alien toilet capable of draining you from your sh*t for the rest of your life.

A black lady is getting a good humping by a guy who fell into a pool filled with bright yellow paint.

A piece of modern art, titled "Installation of The Less, interpreted through the color brown".

You are witnessing the beauty that is the Swiz flag.

You are witnessing the reincarnation of Jesus, who enters this mortal realm through a light blue colored intestine.

A boy with autism is trapped foot-deep in a valley of shit and talks to himself in a black emo-goth-style speechbubble.

An armless, hat-wearing male human is suffering from cranial blood loss after a sharp weapon penetrated his thorax, fracturing the sternum.

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