A gigantic sombrero-wearing Doritos® Locos taco tells Michael to "¡Vamanos!", Michael says "OK." but he's still walking SLOW AS FUCK.

Larry the Cucumber has taken up cross-dressing.

Batman had boob implants, and he's showing them to you while wearing his Pikachu pajamas.

I want to eat rotten carrots, NOT PEAS.

A troubled individual lays down on the ground, sticks his rear in the air, and proceeds pours a bowl of pee onto his butt.

THE GAY BIKE! YEEEEEEE GETONMUTHAFUCKAAAASSS WE GONN GO FO' A RIDE

You guys bet Joseph he couldn't float upside down, BUT HE DID. HE'S UPSIDE DOWN AND NOW HE'S FLIPPING YOU OFF. FUCK YOU GUYS.

A Canadian.

A dog's nose with a bunch of tiny red dots on it.

A robot tells a joke to some chick and she doesn't think it's funny... so he keeps repeating it and she's getting pissed.

A chalk outline of a man who was hit on the road. The pickle he was holding is next to his hand and the police gave that a chalk outline too

Bert is guest hosting "To Catch a Predator", and is pleasantly surprised to see Ernie show up.