Purple man with handlebar mustache

Sad = happy over scribbles

An orange talks about how he doesn't love his mother, he's really an apple, he acts tough and enjoys musicals, and pips excite him.

A hermit crab follows a worm

A dead butt

a broken heart, so sad :((((((((((((

A small rabbit threatening to murder a baby seal.

Lemons are FOOD, you dumb ass.

A kindergarten teacher laughs and swears at one of her students because he has a strange name.

A snake with a giant nose and an unkempt beard wears some boxing headgear.

Larry the Cucumber has taken up cross-dressing.

A stupid mouse with a stupid face comes outside of his stupid mushroom home to say "GOOD MORROW!"