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Peter's kids flew out of their nest the hard way.

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My porn is burning

A sad day for Call of Duty players: kissing through a helmet is impossible

A fire breathing fire!

Doodle or Die

Jonathan the Crab was gravely mistaken: the red thing under a naked man wasn't his bride Leandra, it was a car.

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