Doodle or Die

Waiter! This ice cream bowl still has a face! Cook it again!!

This magical bikini allows women to detach their arms.

You didn't think that girls could pull kawaii off if they had poop on their heads. You were wrong.

The jokes on the prisoner, that is the only landmass for 500 universes(standard astronomical measure). it truely is a masterwork jail.

Happysaurus rex, he needs cake to survive.

I have gone Chipping mad!

i like to paint dots so i can connect them myself.

Kiss my porcelin throne

Le mime Knows all, but ain't telling us diddly squat

A workmate asks you 'mushroom?' WHAT IS YOUR REPLY? ANSWER IN 20 SECONDS OR FACE TERMINATION.

a skull with a pipe coming from its nosehole

this smiley face just told me he don't know. do you know fred?

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