This magical bikini allows women to detach their arms.

Blue otters don't say woof. They may or may not say Nih though

You didn't think that girls could pull kawaii off if they had poop on their heads. You were wrong.

Don't drunk and noodle, kids.

Generic Anime Pose, NAZE ANIKI!?!

You're bloody well right jenkins, that phone does have rabies.

What lies over the hill?

This is now a free will exercise. Choose between A) My face runs of beer OR B) This isn't my cat. oh god where am i?

Exercise the power of free will. Will you draw: A) My eyes are now Apples, B)That squid has my mustache or C) My dress is eating me.

You must now exercise your power of free will. will you: A)bird is the word because it is. B)Make a clown cry. or C)My eyes are now apples

Bogey inbound, i repeat, THE NOSE HAS LAUNCHED A TORPEDO

I need to see a docter. the only question left is who?