Dude, I know you're a tree, but it's all kinds of pathetic to be living in your mom's basement eating pizza and mountain dew at your age...

It wasn't until little Suzy found him that DareDevil realized his greatest fear: young girls goosing him.

Fortunately for "Big Foot" (who rather liked pretty shoes) his nickname was more of an ironic misnomer.

A pun-tastic green duck holds up a pig saloon.

WAIT! DON'T RUN FROM ME LITTLE HUMAN-THINGS! I HAVE TOASTED THESE RAISIN COOKIES TO PERFECTION IN THE DEPTHS OF MY FLAME! please come back?

Nick Cage wants you to be really, really sure that he's an angel. After all, he's an angel. Have you heard he's an angel? Because he is.

A crystal ball checks its sources. They say no. Bummer.

"Cap'n! I've only got one cat-to-air missile left!" "Use it, dammit! Use the missile, Rover!"

For just 10 easy payments of $500, you can have flaming bags of salesman deterrent delivered to your house. Just light and throw!

A Cactus wearing a fancy orange headdress plays piano.

All hail our new octopus overlords.

Captain Octopus takes his ship where no ship has gone before... to the MOON.