What did I want for my birthday this year?

In the next episode of Phineas and Ferb... Perry the Platypus gets a real job!

Why am I sticky?

It's the last time Joe will let his dog take a shit on the sidewalk. I'll make sure of that.

The SCP Foundation will be here for you (and your artefact) shortly.

Mo$$ in a red hoodie.

All hail hypno-furby.

A drunk worm tries to find the meaning of life in the bottom of his margarita. Also, he wonders if that is uncle Fred in the bottle.

One may not walk into Mordor, but you can certainly nuke it.

We all live in a yellow submarine. Why it's in the cloud covered hills though, I don't know.

Full-Contact Monopoly.

Wait, wait. That's not how Sleeping Beauty goes...