A college girl is being held captive by a traffic cone.

A rogue propeller has beheaded three people. A stick with a thread of string attached appears unfazed by the horrors.

Pac Man, after encountering a vicious cat that left him with a large scratch under his eye, decided to eat some pizza, but it was on fire

Someone is happy that they know the first three letters of the alphabet

A mono-limbed guy has an unfortunate accident with some ketchup.

An old guy (Bush Snr.?) is wearing his belt too low, wishing he was still president

A cat and a man are in a propeller plane

A beheaded man with a disfigured face has shrunk the population of the US to be the same size as his strange nose/mouth/trunk.

a kitten with some strange teeth has string caught around its front leg. It hurts.

Harry Potter and something pretending to be harry potter are both wanted for something.

The number 5 is having a party.

A turtle flies through space. He looks really happy.