Someone is happy that they know the first three letters of the alphabet
A mono-limbed guy has an unfortunate accident with some ketchup.
An old guy (Bush Snr.?) is wearing his belt too low, wishing he was still president
A cat and a man are in a propeller plane
A beheaded man with a disfigured face has shrunk the population of the US to be the same size as his strange nose/mouth/trunk.
a kitten with some strange teeth has string caught around its front leg. It hurts.
Harry Potter and something pretending to be harry potter are both wanted for something.
The number 5 is having a party.
A college girl is being held captive by a traffic cone.
A turtle flies through space. He looks really happy.
Pac Man, after encountering a vicious cat that left him with a large scratch under his eye, decided to eat some pizza, but it was on fire
A disorientated zombie is being shot, but the bullets are turning into motion-blurred skittles.