Medic tries to woo Miss Pauling who asks him isn't he like 50

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Medic tries to woo Miss Pauling who asks him isn't he like 50

Loomoo

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shela

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medic can't get laid 'cuz he's like 50

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PonyCat

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i think it's a bunch of medic fangirls running over to medic,but heavy isn't ammused.

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RainfallClan

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all the medic fangirls fangirl over medic and heavy looks jealous, medic is indifferent

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Medic is surrounded by fangirls obsessed with his sexiness. Heavy, on the side, is not pleased. Medic does not seem to know what to do.

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canned-fruits

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Gurls gather around Medic to praise him, Heavy is pissed bodyguard.

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Hosscat SUPER

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Medic has been spending time with his fangirls. This makes Heavy jealous.

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Versallion

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Heavy discovers Medic's Sexual attraction to Electric Fans

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Ghost Player

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heavy blushes @ a pic of medic making out with a fan on his bed and spy under the bed. smiling

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THEBEES

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canned-fruits 9 years ago
this chain made me rethink all my headcanons for the characters' sexual orientations (yes i have them, for every single character) and i decided that yeah the medic is probably almost 100% gay. not heavy though. mishas pan.

Editing your comment: this chain made me rethink all my headcanons for the characters' sexual orientations (yes i have them, for every single character) and i decided that yeah the medic is probably almost 100% gay. not heavy though. mishas pan.
amethystanime 9 years ago (edited: 9 years ago)
sweet dude my headcanon is medic and sniper are asexual

Editing your comment: sweet dude my headcanon is medic and sniper are asexual
Th0n3s 9 years ago
I always imagined Engineer as being sapiosexual. A man with 11 hard science PhDs clearly loves him some facts.

Editing your comment: I always imagined Engineer as being sapiosexual. A man with 11 hard science PhDs clearly loves him some facts.
canned-fruits 9 years ago
That is an interesting headcanon and i will probably think about it too much now. I see where you are coming from, at least for Sniper. Watch out though, i have to tell you mine now. They go like this: Scout is mostly straight, but since he spends so much time with muscular, fairly attractive men, hes a little bit bicurious. Doesnt tell anyone, hes a little bit of a phobe. Soldier has a preference for women, but when he gets really horny (which is a lot) he doesnt care what you got in your pants as long as he can use it. Pyro has never had sex because they wont take off their suit, but would probably fuck anyone. Demo is bisexual and doesnt care who knows. Heavy is pansexual and that's all there is to it. Engie is bi with a preference for men, even though he's married to a woman. He tries to keep it under wraps. Medic is almost 100% gay as stated above, and has a lot of really weird fetishes. Sniper's still not sure and probably never will be. The Spy is exclusively heteroromantic and also mostly straight. Mostly. I could go on to cover the non-mercs, but i will save you having to listen to that.

Editing your comment: That is an interesting headcanon and i will probably think about it too much now. I see where you are coming from, at least for Sniper. Watch out though, i have to tell you mine now. They go like this: Scout is mostly straight, but since he spends so much time with muscular, fairly attractive men, hes a little bit bicurious. Doesnt tell anyone, hes a little bit of a phobe. Soldier has a preference for women, but when he gets really horny (which is a lot) he doesnt care what you got in your pants as long as he can use it. Pyro has never had sex because they wont take off their suit, but would probably fuck anyone. Demo is bisexual and doesnt care who knows. Heavy is pansexual and that's all there is to it. Engie is bi with a preference for men, even though he's married to a woman. He tries to keep it under wraps. Medic is almost 100% gay as stated above, and has a lot of really weird fetishes. Sniper's still not sure and probably never will be. The Spy is exclusively heteroromantic and also mostly straight. Mostly. I could go on to cover the non-mercs, but i will save you having to listen to that.
almightyjanitor 9 years ago
...and you guys look at me funny for doing shipping math. >:U

Editing your comment: ...and you guys look at me funny for doing shipping math. >:U
Th0n3s 9 years ago
No we aren't. Shipping math? Where? I want

Editing your comment: No we aren't. Shipping math? Where? I want
canned-fruits 9 years ago
I didnt laugh, I applauded you. Also Th0n3s has swayed my spy headcanon to his being pan, but subtly so. You have to seduce him first. It will be hard, but rewarding.

Editing your comment: I didnt laugh, I applauded you. Also Th0n3s has swayed my spy headcanon to his being pan, but subtly so. You have to seduce him first. It will be hard, but rewarding.
canned-fruits 9 years ago
sometimes i come back to this chain just because i accidentally made medics face actually look pretty good and then i rediscover all these headcanons and feel so bad for everyone here

Editing your comment: sometimes i come back to this chain just because i accidentally made medics face actually look pretty good and then i rediscover all these headcanons and feel so bad for everyone here
Th0n3s 9 years ago
*glances back at my ever-growing world of headcanons* I have a problem

Editing your comment: *glances back at my ever-growing world of headcanons* I have a problem

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