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Hey look, buddy. I make descriptions.
Not descriptions like "Spy's dead", because that would fall within the purview of simplistic understatement. I make practical descriptions.
For instance, how am I going to stop some mean artist from breaking chains into illegibility?
The answer: Write a description.
And if that don' work, write a better one.
Like this souped-up all-character-using colored description of a masterwork thought by me, wrote by me, and you best hope not bein' drawn by you.