Kankri the social justice blogger.

Man wears his blog as thick padded armor

A nudist uses his laptop as to cover himself in the woods. He calls it his "blog armor".

Pretty hot person has like some kind of object on his lower abdomen, While an arrow points at him saying "Blog armor"

Pregnant woman with fire hair and an ice cream on her belly.

one of those troll dolls with firey hair and a gold fish bowl with fish in it's belly

Fish Bowl is pregnant with a fish- but the question is: who is the dad?

A bowl full of fish. Also the bowl appears to be female. And all the fish are actually coats. And the bowl is full of lava.

A weird fishbowl, some sort of pink thing on top of it.