Bald man in a green shirt with a BIG smile
naked woman has her foot stuck inside a watering can
"Cat, use Smile!" "Don't bother. I am a bagel."
Bart Simpson is having a stroke
aliens destroying a poorly drawn city
As a child, whenever my mother got mad at me, she'd always farted in my face. "There you go, son," she'd say. "Fart it in."
A farmer is surprised that his rooster has forbidden him from taking eggs
Confused grandma
dead pink ball on green mound
The alien was tossing money from his flying saucer because he was afraid he was facing a tax bill for being a "real alien".
Man Says Neither Do I
Detective Trenchcoat
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