Kate upton

someone making a point with a set of huge breasts (very accurate nipples).

no, don't draw it

A balding atheist is preparing to shave his monitor with a real blade, like in Sweeney Todd. From above, the hand of God forbid him to draw

Pimp slapping a balding gentleman holding a knife to a block of cheese

Abstract art

"'Merica" carved into an apple.

'Merican apple

this apple is too patriotic for me sir