Pimp slapping a balding gentleman holding a knife to a block of cheese
"If you are failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail." draw who said this famous quote.
Today's dinner: a pair of jeans, a pair of shoes and a still beating heart
a giant penguin looking at a blonde lady with extremely long arms?
Man creates balloon friend
satan's wife is having a child. the baby must not be ugly enough, for satan looks displeased, wondering if the baby is even his.
Christianity literally destroyed the earth
last time I told the hygienist that I floss every day and she said "I can tell by your gums that you do not floss daily." But I really do :(
A Giant Cherry
Three guys in a tunnel. Two are fighting, the third doesn't pay them any attention
A man, and a trap...
rape day is scary
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