WHISPERIN' OAKS. SHIT, I USED TO GO THERE AS A KID!

Rape tree wants you to come over to his place.

Man eating tree tries to lure a victim.

man prepares to eat christmas tree

I eat christmas trees

Oh...O-oh god..

someone with a tattoo over his face

Elvis Presley gets off an airplane.

A plane offers a variety of spicy foods.

Stranded on an island, you fear starvation - as food is scarce and your stomach issues render anything but the most bland food inedible...

Man on a deserted island finds a fish!

Guy on dessert island catches a fish and is angry for some reason, maybe likes the taste of turtle more