The sadness that is inside all of us
You smell dough?
CARROT-CHUCKING MASTER
This joke used to be funny, but then it took a punch to the face
the vaccum was sucking itself
Your dog being roasted on a spit.
The moon ( who is cool... real cool) wants you to eat some burgers
BUSHMAN WALKING THROUGH A CORNFIELD WATCH OUT THE FARMER IS COMING WITH A FLAMETHROWER!!
Lobster puking bubbles
oh my monocle
an eye falling down a rainbow of shame
A goth platypus has seen A Clockwork Orange one too many times.
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