Typical Saturday in Australia.

angsty teen doesn't like his spouse, or colloquially, shitmate, a lovey-dovey spider

Bluh bluh huge bitch

KARKAT IS 'BLUH'ING BECAUSE HE HATES WHEN PEOPLE PAIR HIM WITH GAMZEE.

Bluh bluh Karkat hates this ship!

i'm on a boat motherfucker don't you ever forget!!!! and/or crowdsurfing a boat on the hulk's back

Man leaning over a boat

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat.

I captain this ship