DOODLE OR DIE
Man does not support Muk-Ditto intermarriage. Mukdo does not stand up for his rights. Instead, he prepares to embrace the oppressor.
"My god," murmured the detective, "I've never seen anything so horrific in my entire life. Lt. Daniels, fetch me my crime mop."
Somewhere a farmer lost all his potatoes for the winter, due to these two guys pulling a lever.
Steve was running from the cops because they found out the horse he used in the race was actually a car!
Luke uses his spectacular seed spitting skills to join Obi-Wan in the final battle against Darth Vader.
Someone tries to win at Scrabble with Ovum Flora. I don't think that is a real word.
vrizkasekret8's avant garde piece "i like homestuck #3232" sold for 2.5 million in 1876 to a blind man.
A master of gorilla warfare.
A man is angry because someone threw up on this face.
I'll figure out how to get laid, even if I have to study this book all night long!
A boy throws a rock at a house.
Doodle or Die
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