gordon ramsey burned by a geyser, but regenerates

Man gets electrocuted by something up his ass

a circuit board

An amazingly advanced future device is broken and can now only display a yellow rectangle on a green screen.

of course its broken, its an iphone..

cracked iphone

Smartphone loses precious braincells

a zombie using iphone to read about the brains of various celebrities such as portman and watson

Zombie pops an eyeball over celeb brains