Well clearly someone watches too much toon porn... or maybe not enough?

the hamburglar is scared of porn for women.He is on a website called hot boys and he is about to cry because it is porn

black circle with a green bit and purple bit in it

stoplight of the future

a man is very annoyed by his friend dressing up as a traffic light and showing him questionable internet videos

The man in the stop light costume won't stop showing everyone this hilarious youtube video he saw.

a traffic light is making off with a stolen microwave

Traffic light is running away because it just stole a microwave!