This bald kid came up to me and told me to draw something on his piece of paper. So I drew a salmon and a lion fighting to the death...

The child with clothes pins for arms and his father win at pictionary

But then Dad blew all the Pictionary winnings on roulette. We couldn't afford my prosthetic arms and I was never able to masturbate.

He walked away from his friend with tears in his eyes, knowing that he would never grow arms. There was only one thing left to do.

Just as George thinks he's reached his breaking point, a strange man jumps off the bridge first!

John said goodbye to George and bungeed into lake Placid. Not even his wildest imagination came close to the world he was about to enter.

George thinks his friend is gonna get eaten by a huge crocodile, but John Adams (the friend) kicks the crocodile chuck norris style

So impressed were they by the president powers displayed, that they decided to throw a party and feast on the crocodile now dead.

Now that Super-Obama has delivered the giant dead gecko to the people he's free to...