Another satisfied customer!

A girl went to Subway and bought her very first sub sandwich. She seems very elated about it and cradles the sub like a newborn baby.

After the woman ordered a subway baby, she was overjoyed and immediately left the store, leaving the father (the subway employee) speechless

'I guess we'll have to restock teenagers...'

Enraged that the person store is out of teens, the patron knocks over an entire display stand of babies.

A man gets lost in the People Store while looking for a Teen. He instead finds a bunch of babies. He weeps and is eventually price marked.

Oh no! Johhny has gone and gotten himself into being one of them slaves. And he's for sale for only 3 bucks!

Johnny Bravo was then purchased by the Umbrella Corporation and they renamed him Albert Wesker, and he was far less cool or interesting.

Johnny Bravo gets the shit slapped out of him