Then the man realized he was actually holding green shredded banana peels instead of dollar bills.
mohawk hitler
Only after the volcano dust erupted and all her flower friends were dead, did the flower find salvation in Jesus Christ. Praise the lord!
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The harder he tried to stare him down, the more Grandpa whistled
chtulu in a milkshake
To seal the deal, the parents forced the bucktoothed redneck's face into the face of their husky butch red-headed redneck son.
A man is strangled to death by a Doodle Chain.
"Oh shit, Oh god, oh-oh shit, oh god" Exclaimed James as he saw the orange monster, then he felt around in the dark for his shotgun.
Tamantha's haircut didn't fool Jerry. He had his gun ready when she arrived. After blowing her head off, he shot the tv for good measure.
TIP FOR PARENTS: Hiring a Zombie for your kid's birthday party could have some negative consequences
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