The giant rock monster blindly pursued billy, unaware that billy had secretly engineered a paper monster for this very moment.

And so it was, that the mighty rock fell not from the blow of the sword or the gun, but of the humble paper. For paper always beats rock.

As the white skeleton finally found the stone spitting out lava in the bamboo forest, it decided to bathe in the lava.

As Blood Marsh consumed his flesh, Stephen accepted death, knowing that this was a really fucking cool way to go

Stickman ran off with the virgins blood he had finally aquired. Now he could complete the ritual.

Honey, you left some of your blood behind. You really must be more careful.

"Now that can't be right." Says the man holding a jar of period blood.

Kevin reached in the fridge and pulled out period blood. "If the period blood is here... Mom has the kool-aid!" Kevin bolted to his phone.

Truck gets caught up at the accident at the ketchup factory.