A fish egg with eyes, big lips, and stick legs.

big lips monster

A green thing with lighter green spines stares blankly. It has luscious pink lips that would look perfectly fine on a human being. Creepy.

cactus lips

Mr. Cactus Plays while Mrs. Cactus Is away

A cactus getting raped by another cactus.

One cactus telling the other cactus "you got raped"

THat cactus has aids

The AIDS cactus

Sick cactus

cactus fever

Cactus standing in the middle of no-where...Pondering the thickness of life..."Why do I have such prickly britches? Why?" There is no answer

a confused kung-fu cactus smokes a hand-rolled cigarette.

A smoking cactus doesn't know what is going on.

Single celled organism smoking a joint. There is a nuclear explosion in the background.

Careless industry causes a swamp to erupt a huge gout of smoke

A deeply inspiring piece about how the iron grip of technological advancement is slowly burning away the nature of ourselves and this world.

A guy protesting how the world will end.

Walter Kovacs on acid

a redheaded dude with weird eyes is high

Broooo...

a douchebag

Scariest tampon ever

Some dude had his peepee cut off. OWIE bro!

Mortimer marveled at finding a magic sword, until he was abruptly made aware of its special power: transformation of men into eunuchs.

a scared man dying by a sword

A man being killed by a samurai sword. The samurai sword has a mind of its own.