but i'm an obese yellow pony with ridiculously huge eyeballs and a poorly drawn mane
My best friend
A man with a penis for a face sleeps.
Cats only Disco. Sorry dawg.
Take off dem tite jeens b'fo you lookin all ugly and shits
SELF PORTRAIT!!
nosmokingfuckass
the bible is a work of fiction
a man strutting pretty confidently around the circumference of an asteroid in the middle of space with stars
that shits dumb bitch
one armed crab saying huzzah
A potato man falls from the sky, unhappily
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