A rhino eating Bagel Bites.

Bagel bites

Not funny.

p p p p p pokerface

pokerface!

A pizza, it has been sliced only one time, in the middle and doesn't completely go to each edge. Also, above the cut is 2 pepperoni.

A pepperoni pizza with an unfortunately large crust

Brown poop-like shape, with a yellow puddle on it, with red dots all over it...That can't be healthy to poop out...

Mass Effect 3.

A guy describing ME3

"I'm not too fond of the new Mass Effect"

daily dose now with tits

Let me administer your daily dose

Syringe in a brown arm.

A black man gets injected with hulk genes.

Dark red man shoots up some green pencil

some is enjoying getting stabbed with a number two pencil a little too much

Some guy stabbing a person with a huge pencil.