Potty Training
girl has fungus up her skirt
"Hey, Steve, did you know I gouged my eyes out today?""Why, no, Bill, but they look alright to me!""But they are! I did the surgery myself!"
the most sexually arousing inanimate object in your room
MUK WAZ HEER
a man digging his eye out with a spoon
Snoop Dogg lighting a fat joint in Thomas the Tank Engine's mouth while he says "Choo choo motherfucker" and Thomas says "Ahhh yeaaaa"
the chillest penguin this side of the South Pole
Man stands disappointed at the lack of a description he was given while playing Pencil or Perish
LIMBO DARKNESS CHILD
Goblin with long flowing locks
The alien turd knows
TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×