And thus, Satan showed the stray wanderer the hellish bathroom where he could finally relieve himself.

Despite devil telling him where bathrooms were, he got lost in hell.

"Well," he reasoned, "that guy said to go left here, but then again, I'm pretty sure that guy was Satan." He went left anyway.

"I just do what I'm told." The demon said to nobody as he repossesed a red truck on a lonely desert highway.

The devil with the truck carrying a red car then arrive in a city filled with mutated plant life with a weak taste of fashion.

The truck driver Satan decides to change his life after a shocking hallucination from too much drugs.

Satan reconciled after receiving a golden shower from God. From then on, whenever someone peed on someone else, a devil would rise to heaven

And so the elderly angel peed on the devil, who was sanctified and redeemed. "Holy shit" indeed.

when satan rturned to heaven god said"holyshit" satan asked god to lend him some cash for drugs