He stood up and pointed his finger to the skies. "Make it rain hamburgers" He yelled.

I should have listened when he told me it would rain hamburgers!

At first he was surprised by it raining hamburgers, but then he decided to donate them to the homeless and hungry!

It stops raining hamburgers, and Bob The Bum suddenly feels like an asshole for turning down Hank's generous offering of hamburgers.

Bearded man called Bob Is crying to himself why he was a jerk to his co-worker who only offerd him a burger with his reaction being a big FU

Bob soon cries enough to create a river of tears, which he rows through.

His tears flooded the world, he had no hope of ever finding land. Doomed to row his boat forever....

The man filled the empty pool with his tears, but soon realized that it will never be populated by fish and got even more depressed

With a pool of tears ruled out as a suitable environment for his fish, Steve tries out one more option: the blood of the vet standing nearby