draw something nasty

Deformed apple with well drawn leaf radiates white light

a ugly ass apple\

An apple.

happy apple

apple is happy/shocked and also looks like a tomato or a strawberry maybe?

confused fictional creature with a ring under its face and illegible writing

A duck does not like the tomagachi he has.

Pink girl is lonely. No valentines for her. :(

Sad girl who didn't get a valentine

Girl is hungry for valentine's day chocolates

Woman has no body, shes all eyes, lips and a blue wig.

dashgirl

The lovely lady has, unfortunately, begun to dissolve into nothing more than dotted lines.

Mrs. Raggy anne doll

a dolly!

i warned you about ladders, bro

He WARNED you about ladders bro

He's positive... HIV positive! AHahahahahaAAahaHahahahAHAHAHHAHAhahaahaHhahaAHHAHAHAHhaAhaAHAhahaHH!

Well, these weren't the test results I was hoping for.

Pregnant?1

A self-deprecating Catholic jet? I dunno.

A man named Dean Flyer decides to invent Dean's Flying TV Remotes! It turns out great!